Shrink Wrap

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.
Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.
by DJ Mack Attack June 04, 2009
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wrapped in bacon

1) To australianafy an object normally without purpose.
2) As a strange early sunday morning comment used by Matt that has no real meaning but is still funny.
1) That Sushi should be wrapped in bacon.
2) Matt says "do you know why they call me fillet mignon... cause im wrapped in bacon!!!"
by Scooby March 02, 2005
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Tap it and Wrap it

When you fuck a girl, usually when meeting her at a bar, then never call her, even when you say you will.
Guy 1- "Hey, what happened with you and that girl last night? You tap it and wrap it?"

Guy 2- "Oh that chick, sure did."

Guy 1- "Haha, won't be seeing her again. She was pretty hot though."

by THe Keg4576 April 04, 2009
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Wrapped Willy

by Draconian69 October 18, 2011
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wrap it up

To conclude a meal gathering. An oxmanism
"You fellas wanna wrap this up?"
by Prime December 18, 2002
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Randy-Wrap

A sometimes last-minute gift wrapped tightly in a brown bag. Usually candy.
Every year he gave me a Randy-Wrapped candy bar for my birthday.
by mousewax October 09, 2008
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Perfectly Wrapped

1. adj. - describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, sexy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism...but it is unknown about the package INSIDE. (Therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.
Alexis: "Hey, do you see that guy over there?"

Kiirsten: "Yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?"

Alexis: "They're orange...but anyways, yeah...he's Perfectly Wrapped."

Kiirsten: "Yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. He might be a douche. And those shades are pink."

Alexis: "Orange."
by Gallileigha July 08, 2011
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