Shrink Wrap

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.

Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.

by DJ Mack Attack June 4, 2009

wrapped in bacon

1) To australianafy an object normally without purpose.
2) As a strange early sunday morning comment used by Matt that has no real meaning but is still funny.

1) That Sushi should be wrapped in bacon.
2) Matt says "do you know why they call me fillet mignon... cause im wrapped in bacon!!!"

by Scooby March 1, 2005

Wrapped Willy

The act of masturbating with a condom on.

"I just wacked it in the wrapped willy"

by Draconian69 October 18, 2011

Tap it and Wrap it

When you fuck a girl, usually when meeting her at a bar, then never call her, even when you say you will.

Guy 1- "Hey, what happened with you and that girl last night? You tap it and wrap it?"

Guy 2- "Oh that chick, sure did."

Guy 1- "Haha, won't be seeing her again. She was pretty hot though."

by THe Keg4576 April 3, 2009

wrap it up

To conclude a meal gathering. An oxmanism

"You fellas wanna wrap this up?"

by Prime December 17, 2002

virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

by shep17 December 28, 2011

Randy-Wrap

A sometimes last-minute gift wrapped tightly in a brown bag. Usually candy.

Every year he gave me a Randy-Wrapped candy bar for my birthday.

by mousewax January 20, 2009