wanker's tan

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.

'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005

full kit wanker

A grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010

Winkelspecht

Winkelspechts are the sexiest beasts alive. They can be easily identified by the cone shaping of the cranium. They are well known to make animal calls when other Winkelspechts are around. These calls are very distinct, they are refered to by many as a combination of a moose and a dove. Winkelspechts will attack on site if provoked. They are provoked easiest by hairy Russians and greasy midgets.

Jimmy was sent to the hospital the other day. He was exploring in dem woods when a wild Winkelspecht suddenly attacked.

by Sexy Soup December 13, 2012

Wankerpedia

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.

That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!

by John the Kook February 9, 2009

Serial Wanker

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.

Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW

by Mesie December 30, 2010

hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015