Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.

When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014

shiggle wiggle

a homestuck tiktok dance

user 1: i love doing the shiggle wiggle
user 2: oh dear god help me

by cr0nusampora June 12, 2021

Tit wiggling

Describes two or three kids messing around and taking time up

Those little boys are tit wiggling around

by Awesomeboy3,000 May 09, 2020

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 03, 2022

Wiggle through

West coast word for "slide through"

"Im gonna wiggle through"

by Milthy March 09, 2017

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 10, 2014