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by kriesh February 28, 2022
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Wiggle Dripping

The action necessary when a woman uses the restroom and she is out of toilet paper. In most cases she can access tissue close by.
I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.
by EyeChristy May 15, 2019
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Wiggle juice

The juice containing of wiggles
Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.

Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD

African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo
by Holywqter March 18, 2019
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Wiggle Spasm

The uncontrollable urge to wiggle when something feels good.
He scratched my back and gave me a wiggle spasm because it felt good.
by istacy April 26, 2013
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wiggle window

Another word for boob or cleavage window, a cutout at the center of a top that reveals the cleavage. Comes from the idea of sticking your hand through the opening and wiggling the boobs.
Alex: My new maid outfit just arrived!!
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great
by Botty Wotty June 28, 2021
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Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014
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Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended to.
When Joe texted his uber the address he had Wiggle Thumbs bad.
by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020
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