Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

wiggle foot

A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks

Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"

by Banananananassss August 1, 2016

wiggle nibble

A person, specifically a woman, who wiggles around out of pleasure when you nibble her body, especially on the tits. Usually extraordinarily attractive and playful.

My girlfriend is one hell of a wiggle nibble.

by Kaya’s Muffin June 29, 2019

Wiggle Dripping

The action necessary when a woman uses the restroom and she is out of toilet paper. In most cases she can access tissue close by.

I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.

by EyeChristy May 15, 2019

Wiggle jiggle

It’s a wiggling Weiner

Oh my wiggle jiggle is soo big

by Yuyuwiggles September 27, 2019

Wiggle Thumbs

When you get so drunk your thumbs move more than you intended them to.

Joe got so drunk when he texted his uber he had Wiggle Thumbs.

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020