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winger

When you unknowingly hook up with a 17 year old.
I hate house parties, I always end up pulling a winger.
by Sebastian Nebula December 28, 2010
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Wingered

1.) To be tricked into clicking on a link of a picture of artwork by Doug Winger.
2.) To link one of Doug Winger's drawing in a forum argument to indicate your epeen is larger than your opponent's. This is usually done after an especially good point is made to signal victory.

(Doug Winger is a furry artist who typically draws hermaphrodites with excessively large genitalia.)
Bob stopped going on forums after he had nightmares about how many times he'd been Wingered.
by Achilliez June 12, 2008
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whiner

In the work place: Experts still can’t agree whether it’s an incurable disease or a dangerous parasite and sub-species of the common “Dog-Fucker”.

Easy to spot. Like the common dog-fucker, hands are always in their pockets and they are seldom found working. They differ in that they display a unique ability to produce an unmistakable nasal like tone that can only be produced by the common dog-fucker when it’s nostrils are pinched. If left unchecked is known to spread to the common dog-fuckers.

They seek out host-victims and drain the energy from anybody who will listen to them. They thrive on creating chaos and will poision the workplace. Experts all agree that a “whiner” cannot be cured and must be exterminated. Companies that have specialized in ridding households of banker infestations are now expanding into the lucrative commercial field of dog-fucker and whiner extermination.

Interim Protection from parasitical drain: A whiner is defenseless against the “sucker-punch” because their hands will be in their pockets. When they are still seeing stars, respond with “Fuck-Off and go do some work!” and nothing more. The parasite will seek out other hosts.
by Peter Perdue January 11, 2009
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mulled whine

when someone unleashes whining that they've had time to think over.
Tom: She sure had a lot on her mind

Joe: Yeah, it was a case of mulled whine.
by Madre Kinse September 26, 2009
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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant
Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.
by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009
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whiney-woo

A person that always whines and gets their way with anything.
You are such a whiney-woo!
by ajwebb February 7, 2010
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