A girl/boy, who in a pathetic attempt to one day reach girlfriend/boyfriend status, does the following for his or her nonboyfriend/girlfriend:
1) gives him or her and his or her friends rides when they are drunk;
2) fucks him or her when he or she is not too drunk or too busy to do so;
3) lonelily waits by the phone until he or she gets the okay to meet him or her out, only after he or she has determined that there are no other promising options for him or her that night;
4) laughs when he or she inconsiderately makes fun of everything he or she says and does; and/or
5) buys him or her cool things when he or she inevitably thinks of him or her when not doing all of the above.
1) gives him or her and his or her friends rides when they are drunk;
2) fucks him or her when he or she is not too drunk or too busy to do so;
3) lonelily waits by the phone until he or she gets the okay to meet him or her out, only after he or she has determined that there are no other promising options for him or her that night;
4) laughs when he or she inconsiderately makes fun of everything he or she says and does; and/or
5) buys him or her cool things when he or she inevitably thinks of him or her when not doing all of the above.
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used in the form of a reply in that it means okay, whatever, uh huh, yea, alright, yep, mmmmk, k. Also it means along the lines of it "does not matter" or "whatever you want to do."
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Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.
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Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.
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Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.
Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
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"Now pimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary, So I'm chasin' bitches like Tom chased Jerry
I'll put the pedal to the flo-uh... in my two-tone Ford Explo-uh, you know how it's done
Sounds bumpin', ain't that sumthin' ? Jumped on the 110
She's flyin' in the blazer, like Go Speed Racer.. but I ain't gonna chase her
like racer X, but I won't fleeeeex until it's time to have seeeeex
So when you wanna get togetha?' cause you know, a nigga like me is down for whatever
and I'm down for whatever"
I'll put the pedal to the flo-uh... in my two-tone Ford Explo-uh, you know how it's done
Sounds bumpin', ain't that sumthin' ? Jumped on the 110
She's flyin' in the blazer, like Go Speed Racer.. but I ain't gonna chase her
like racer X, but I won't fleeeeex until it's time to have seeeeex
So when you wanna get togetha?' cause you know, a nigga like me is down for whatever
and I'm down for whatever"
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