Weaver

An arrogant prick who thinks he knows everything.

Brian is being such a Weaver today.

by Bataskic23 August 26, 2013

weaver

to give or recieve oral sex with listerine strips.

i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the shit!

by breezybitche$ July 7, 2008

Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

yogurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council staff such as Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers.

by Richard Hooper November 17, 2003

weezer

An rock band known as the "hash-pipe guys" or the "sweater-song guys", known for their emotional song lyrics and ani-rock star atitude.

"Weezer is so emo" *punch in the face* "Fuck you faggot"

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

weener

A word used to describe an unusually small penis. This word is often found offensive to those with minute genital organs. Also see todger.

Examples being "Put your weener away you weedy shit" and "Oh my god WORRAWEENER!!!"

by oldskooljammer October 3, 2005

Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004