an isolated island in door county, wisconsin populated mostly by alcoholic conservative rednecks who act like they are well informed but would probably shoot you if you went on their property. this place is swamped with retarded tourists in the summer, mostly from illinois and india who don't know exactly where the fuck they are. probably the most bars per capita in the united states. one cool place is nelsen's hall, home of the bitters club.
what's the bitters?
what do you do in the winter?
where's the anchor for washington island?
are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?
do you have cars and electricity?
which beach is closest to the water?
where do you buy your underwear?
can you swim under washington island?
what do you do in the winter?
where's the anchor for washington island?
are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?
do you have cars and electricity?
which beach is closest to the water?
where do you buy your underwear?
can you swim under washington island?
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