Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
Get the Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)mug. Time Warp Trio is an underrated 2005 cartoon about a boy whose family are magicians with the ability to use magic inherently based on time travel and goes on adventures with his two best friends and sometimes his future great granddaughter and her two best friends whilst trying to take down his evil uncle.
by WarpWizard2637 February 25, 2024
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Get the warpedmug. by BadB93 August 7, 2022
Get the pussy warpmug. This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.
Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”
It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.
Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”
It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.
Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.
Person 2: ya I agree.
Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.
Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
Get the Warped Tour 2005mug. by WarpSidious April 18, 2016
Get the Warpedmug. Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).
by Kagethelette September 12, 2021
Get the Time Warpingmug.