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warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.
"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"
by SpeedHB December 15, 2008
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credit warp

A glitch found in certain games (such as Zelda: Ocarina Of Time) in which is used to send the player to the credits. It is also a term for killing oneself.
"Ey Zelly Zel, what r u doin?"
"I'm Credit Warping"
"What the hell man don't do that!"
"I Mean in OOT Jackass"
by MarthurSR November 17, 2016
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Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
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warped

not straight or in true form. warped out of line in mind or matter.
your brake disc is as warped as your mind if you think that's straight
by whhhs April 25, 2022
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Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.
Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"
by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025
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warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up
“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch
by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019
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Nova-Warped

The act of making changes to a subclass akin to the type and scale of those made to the Attunement of Fission subclass. Generally made within a very short period of time after release. These changes are seldom reverted or changed
Ah man, Bungie totally Nova-Warped the Shadebinder. It sucks now.
by Old_man_robot November 21, 2020
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