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warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.
"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".
by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009
mugGet the warming the ovenmug.

Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.
Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007
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warm eyes

When you're smoking from a pipe and the lighter flame makes your eyes feel warmer.
I got warm eyes, I smoked so much, I might have the warmest eyes in the league
by Bandtheboys July 15, 2017
mugGet the warm eyesmug.

warm brother

That warm brother has'nt gone up the chimney in 1942.
by Reeperbahn August 19, 2004
mugGet the warm brothermug.

Warm welcome

A sexual act where during a 69 session, the male farts and then uses his leg to put his partner into a headlock forcing her/him to bask in the sulphuric glory that is his flatulence. This preferably happens under a blanket
I gave my wife a warm welcome last night, and now she wants a divorce.
by You bee itches May 8, 2019
mugGet the Warm welcomemug.

Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.
Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.
by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009
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Warm Lunch

The Fine art of taking a glorified dump on a womans right leg.
(this practice originated from East Germany)
I just gave that woman a warm lunch.
by Peckle March 15, 2010
mugGet the Warm Lunchmug.

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