Walmart Neck

The extreme pain one receives from playing the demo games at Walmart for an extended period of time. This is caused by the horrible idea of putting the TV screen, that you're playing the game on, practically directly above your head.

Chuck: Yo, Mikey what's wrong with ur neck?

Mikey: It's fucked up cause I played the demo of MLB 2K9 at Walmart on those shitty screens!

Chuck: Oh man, you got a bad case of Walmart Neck.

by BricklayerTCK May 16, 2009

Walmart bitch

A female individual who shops at walmart for clothing and outfits

Yousef: Victoria all you are is a walmart bitch

by G-nome June 18, 2013

Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

Walgoose

A bicycle sold by Wal*Mart under the brand name Mongoose.

My walgoose bicycle is junk. My walgoose bicycle broke. My walgoose bicycle was very low cost.

by paulosaurus April 23, 2013

Walmart Wanker

A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.

Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?

Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!

by SRPGShadow August 6, 2016

Walmart Phobia

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go

“I have Walmart phobia”

by “Little Z Vert” June 9, 2018

walmart eyes

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020