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Wake up filthy

Free nigga bluff=wake up filthy
by Milann July 1, 2022
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Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022
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chrissy wake up

Some line from Eddie that cringe stranger fans yell 24/7
and no not all fans only the cringe ones
Emma: CHRISSY WAKE UP, I DON-
Kai: stfu your chrissy ass
by megumisgf August 18, 2022
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Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around
Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more
by Kevlol June 23, 2021
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sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
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Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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