Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments

stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by AveriV1 January 16, 2023

waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.

Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.

by David Boone December 7, 2010

Waffle Belly

A NASCAR fan who leans against the chain link fence to get even closer to the race.

Look at that waffle belly down there! He's almost though the chain link fence!

by The_Swampfox July 11, 2011

fatty fatty waffle girl

When a girl is so fat you would need mining equipment to reach her vagina

Damn,emily is a fatty fatty waffle girl!Check out those Thunder thighs..

by waffle inc. July 27, 2009

shit waffle

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009