wookie dyke 

A huge, disgusting, smelly, hairy, fat, half-ton lesbian. Wookie Dykes often make a loud, guttural sound when they are hungry for labia.

Barry: Frank...I'M SERIOUS....DO NOT TURN AROUND -

Frank: Why? (Frank turns around)What's going on?

Barry: Rickeeeeeeeeee - er, I mean FRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

Frank: Barry. Give me that hash. Now. Hand it over. That's Rhonda, the wookie dyke. She's mostly harmless unless you get too close with food or another lesbian. Then you'd better watch out. She'll eat your arm.

Barry: Yeah, I noticed that huge scar on your...

Frank: Nevermind. Just stop being such a spaz and relax. And what was up with that "Rickeeeee" thing? That is seriously the last time I smoke hash with you. Jesus.

wookie dyke by Pollup January 14, 2008

Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo

the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.

"My wife let me whip out the electric wookie backdoor boogaloo and cork the brown eye last night."

"Righteous, much."

Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo by C. Sampson May 25, 2009

wookiestyle

-the act of doing something in the style of a wookie.

I was talk to Chewbacca one day, (true story) and he told me (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) i had to keep my (AAAAARRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH) bitch in line so i slapped her wookiestyle.

wookiestyle by Mark da Shark July 5, 2008

Tundra Wookies 

Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.

These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes

Tundra Wookies by proudlolita May 23, 2007

Wookiee 

1. Fur-covered beings native to the world of Kashyyyk. Made famous by the mighty Chewbacca.

2. The correct spelling of wookie.

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

Wookiee by Ozzel October 1, 2004

Wookie Slayer 

A person who finds pleasure in sleeping with relatively large women. Achohol is sometimes involved.

Wookie's are usually large and or harry creatures.

Tom is the biggest Wookie Slayer, I've ever seen.

Wookie Slayer by Tom Seigrist October 1, 2007

Wookiee Smuggler 

1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.

2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"

Wookiee Smuggler by Crabex February 23, 2009