Ed Willyman

Massive simp. Especially for little kids.

Ed Willyman just got sentenced to 37 years for child abuse in the Ella Munroe case.

by blind man June 29, 2020

Wilhemed

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.

"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"

by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009

willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

willeming

(Adj) The act of waking up late in the day only to drink Mountain Dew, eat any food available, then use the internet until early the next day with as little social interaction as possible.

"Yeah man I am just Willeming today."

by YourLordPoseidon June 25, 2014

willett

A greedy person, a large person.

"stop eating all the pies, you willett" - Sam (aka John, aka Kevin) McCarthy (RIP) c. 2002

by Bruce B_uk January 23, 2009

willet

the bit of excrement left on your penis after anal sex

i could tell she had had curry last meal from the willet she left on my dick

by Mr. Chodebury May 13, 2005

Willum

a small man who tends to eat only salad. he is very good at cooking but only pancakes never tomatoes!!!

i hope Willum makes pancakes this morning

by scarlettthetis February 26, 2017