stingray whisperer

A professional snorkeler, often seen diving exclusively at Sting Ray City, Grand Cayman Island. Is known to be mysteriously excellent at the practice of feeding and swimming alongside these ugly things in the water. When not whispering, can usually be found at the local pub enjoying a pint.

me: Stingray's are scary as shit, yo.
Beck: Don't worry, I'm the stingray whisperer.

by Spegel08 January 24, 2008

Poop-whisperer

A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.

Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

Slit Whisper

When a women expels air from her vagina, or more commonly known as a queef.

When I was going down on Jackie the bitch slit whispered in my face.

by DDK2501 December 21, 2011

cyber whisper

Texting the person sitting next to you.

Bob and Jill are cyber whispering while the class is in session.

by drcft July 3, 2019

the mum whisperer

when u are fucking a girl, usually in the reverse cowboy position, u grab her shoulders and hold her tight to your body, then whisper in here ear 'your mum was much better' then enjoy as she tries to struggle and get off you whilst u hold her firmly on your dick, i would use caution when using this tequnique as some would call it rape.

hey dave i gave my bird the mum whisperer last night

by sniper047 June 9, 2009

Bicycle Whisperer

An individual who is an expert at restoring and repairing bicycles. Their work is top notch as they take extra care and have a passion for restoring bicycles.

I really wanted to restore my dad's 1970s Schwinn Paramount, so I took it to the local bicycle whisperer who make it look like new again.

by BicycleWhisperer June 8, 2014

douche-whisperer

A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.

Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?

Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."

Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."

by Nomyar13 February 20, 2011