squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017

Medium waffle

WHEN 2 NIGGAS GET CAUGHT LACKIN!
Basically, its when 2 niggas be fuckin in a walmart

AY, THESE G O O F Y NIGGAS IS SOME MEDIUM WAFFLES

by ykdeAtsass March 5, 2018

waffle fest

only girls hanging out together.
opposite of sausage fest (all guys hanging out)

Why can't there be guys here, its such a waffle fest.

by miked10 July 1, 2010

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

waffletastic

Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.

A- Hey, have you ever wondered where the universe came from?
B- No, waffletastic made it.

by waffleslolol August 21, 2013

Wafflehole

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.

Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole

by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008