Volturi

The Volturi are a group of ancient italian vampires that protect vampire law. In other words make sure the existence of vampires stay secret. The Volturi Coven includes Aro, Caius, Marcus, Sulpicia, and Athenodora. And Didyme used to but Aro killed her because he was too power hungry to let Marcus and her leave the Volturi. There's also The Volturi Guard. That consists of Alec, Jane, Felix, Demetri, Chelsea, Renata (partial). Basically they do all the REAL work. Aro, Marcus, and Caius aren't kick-ass enough to do much so they have others to do their bidding. In short Alec, Jane, Felix, and Demetri do pretty much everything and sometimes consult with Aro. In modern times (via Breaking Dawn) Aro has become tired of Plan A: Keep the existence of vampires a secret to Plan B: Take over the vampire world in power hungry in greedy ways.

Felix: Some n00bish vampires in England are creating an army
Aro: Perhaps we should take care of that.
Jane: Suppose we should to that.

*Jane, Alec, Demetri, and Felix go but a stop to (kill) the n00bish vampires meanwhile Aro, Marcus, Caius "leaders of the volturi" sit on their butts*

by MovingBrick September 4, 2011

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Voltaire's Angry Fist

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.

During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!

by Tniles September 15, 2007

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Voltron Up

Group of three or more friends join forces to socialize, party, or flirt with potential mates.

Once Pete shouted, "Voltron Up," Marty and Steve overcame their slumbers and joined him in banter and cajolery.

by Donal Duggan March 25, 2011

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Volly Toss

When a paid firefighter arrives to the combination fire department at shift change to find the volunteer firefighter bunker gear still on the truck , therefor the paid firefighter will toss the volly jolly bunker gear off the truck onto the floor.

Commonly, the act of volly tossing is found in combination fire departments with lazy volunteer facebook firefighters not limited to fire department T-shirt wearers.

Paid Firefighter Jim: " Dam, fucking vollys left their gear on the truck.. guess I gotta volly toss them"

Paid Firefighter Dan
: " Jim, did you come here early just to volly toss someone?"

Paid Firefighter Jim: " Dam right Dan ! "

Volly Firefighter Cameron : “I woke up to find my bunker gear had been volly tossed by the city boys”

by Oxymoronic November 20, 2018

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Voltron

Based on the absolute failure of a show Voltron Legendary Defender. Because of the pettiness of the show runners the show became a complete dumpster fire that is unfixable all because they hated gay people and the fan base.

Def 1: A piece of media going downhill fast/a piece of media with bad writers

Def 2: Trying to fix a mistake but making it worse

Def 3: A piece of media that abandons their lore bible

Def 4: Destroying something people love for a petty reason/wanting to assure mutual destruction

Example one: Man dude this show has been getting really bad. I hope it isn’t going to pull a Voltron.

Example 2: Thomas tried to apologize but instead pulled a Voltron

Example 3: _____ has been kinda inconsistent with the plot. I hope they didn’t voltron the lore bible.

Def 4: After getting hurt by Rebecca, Sarah decided she was going to pull a voltron and make her boyfriend break up with her.

by Allura’s Ghost December 17, 2018

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