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Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.
Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
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Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019
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Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.
by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025
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Vietnamese broom

when u rub a pussy so hard it goes bright red and starts to loose all existing hair
i gave alfies mum a fat vietnamese broom last night
by bigdickai July 1, 2019
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vietnamese pork roll

Having intercourse with a larger Vietnamese girl.
"I heared Jonno vietnamese pork rolled that girl last night"
by Peter Pinson January 31, 2024
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.
Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.
by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022
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