Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.

"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."

by $horty Guapo August 17, 2019

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

vietnamese

This is what the lorax says

Lorax: I am the lorax, i speak for the trees. The trees, speak vietnamese
*music is being played while the lorax is scared for his life*

by Amsterdam is lit February 26, 2019

Vietnamese Poker

When one plays poker with Vietnamese people.

Biracial KKK members beats a straight flush in Vietnamese poker.

by Helena.Cassidy May 15, 2022

Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Vietnamese Curb

When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.

Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?

Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb

by duncanthedestroyer November 15, 2012