verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".

"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"

by venomlash April 5, 2009

verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.

Man we did the verbal turtle last night

by wormy139 February 26, 2010

Verbal Diaphram

The equivalent to "Cock Blocking" for females.

Little Mary Lou decided to "Verbal Diaphram" Suzie Q when she told the stud at the bar that Suzie Q had an STD.

by Maxineie September 27, 2011

Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016

Verbally attached

Someone who is irrelevant and depressed who bullies someone else which makes them feel verbally attached

Megan feels verbally attached when a stranger hollers at her

by Dr. McCullough December 6, 2018

Verbal Nutrition

Food for thought.

I really need some Verbal Nutrition.

by Budben1 February 26, 2011

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020