vengenda

When you hate some one with a vengeance and have plotted a vindictive agenda of their take down.

person 1 " yeah she was totally talking behind your back today"
person 2 " really!? omg I swear she has a vengenda against me"

by nik7a March 14, 2010

Ventus

The most adorable Kingdom Hearts character in existence as of today. Everybody says he took Roxas's appearance, but it's actually the other way around, you muggles.

Dude, no, Ventus existed first in the timeline! Roxas is the copycat.

by TheWorldIsRoundAndBlue December 18, 2015

Rusty Venture

When you jerk-off so much that your dick gets all red and sore.

A Rusty Venture is a commonly overused and misinterpreted term for various sex acts, both heterosexual and homosexual. It is commonly confused with bizarre and often dangerous scat play.

-Sourced from the television series The Venture Brothers.

I don't want a Rusty Venture, but i'll let you give me an Action Johnny.

by atomicsushi November 24, 2010

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

by KingTT July 14, 2003

More Venus than Penis

Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.

Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?

Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!

Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)

by JeremySc December 22, 2008

venus butterfly

A complicated way of giving oral sex to a female. The use of the tounge, index, middle and ring fingers for full stimulation of the woman

oh yeah she screamed last night when i spread it apart and gave her the butterfly!"

by geo November 21, 2002

venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".

Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.

by gawthic1 June 26, 2008