velentzas

Vel⋅entz⋅as vuhl-ehntz-uhs
–noun
An individual of Greek origin who's roots can be traced back -with pinpoint accuracy-to Aristotle. A velentzas can be expected to naturally possess, from the time of birth, an aptitude for bridge engineering, irrigation planing, and debate.

-verb, velentzas, velentzas⋅ing (used with objects)
to expend ones inate velentzasness on matters of higher importance and ultimate consequence.

Michael valentzased his way through mind-crunching questions of nuclear physics and geosensing; a true velentzas of his time.

by Ulrich Schwertzkopf February 11, 2009

High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

velociously

possessing great speed or wit

She stormed in, velociously ranting about her shoes.

by M3SON August 22, 2011

Velocirasta

An Olympic class Jamaican sprinter.

Coach No. 1: Wow! That Usain Bolt can sure run fast.
Coach No. 2: Yep! He is a velocirasta.

by Mojo1962 December 14, 2013

Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor

"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

by The Official Marky™ June 27, 2015

velocibitch

Bitches that hunt in packs and can open doors.

She is a total velocibitch.

by BraverBrilliance September 8, 2016