Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

Canooter valve

Nasal passage, nose often used for snorting things such as drugs.

Christopher broke his canooter valve so he wasnt able to smell any roses.

by BigBootyKris April 7, 2019

Dump valving

The act of fucking doggy style and parting her cheeks until she farts like a dump valve

I lost my boner cuz she wouldn't stop dump valving

by Cclou November 7, 2023

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Puffer T-Valve

The pressure of a load that fills a girl's mouth who has cheek piercings, the pressure of which cause a high psi t-valve explosion going in all three directions

That freak had cheek piercings so I turned jer into a puffer t-valve

by Sullvein September 3, 2017

hydroponics valve

A valve on any hydroponics system.

A valve to close the flow of water, not to adjust the level. That is the basics of a hydroponics valve.

by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013