A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.
A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.
by Al Benedict February 5, 2008
Get the Valentine's Day Treemug. A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.
by Confuseded February 14, 2005
Get the Anti-Valentine's Daymug. by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Porridgemug. The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.
"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Massacremug. An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
by Flightnursejim February 15, 2014
Get the Valentine's Day Earthquakemug. The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
Get the Goth Valentine’s Daymug. (1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
Get the Belated Valentine’s Daymug.