dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008

Valerie

Valerie

Valerie

by anonymous June 7, 2021

valerie

sexy beast.

that valerie is a hunk of burning love.

by tigress valerie September 18, 2011

Valerie

A girl who will be beautiful and strong and also shy she will have a very cute bestfriend named sandra.

Valerie:hey cute bestfriend
Sandra:hey beautiful bestfriend

by Juliana Vasquez Sanchez February 22, 2017

Valerinaism

An awesome religion where you worship a super sexy and gorgeous goddess named Valerina and you get super powers. Worship her and your whole life will be awesome forever. It's even better if you create a strong bond with her. She's like another goddess of love and beauty.

Worshiper: Oh, Valerina, grant me love and happiness. Grant me eternal strength to find awesomeness where ever I go. I am a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Goddess Valerina: Well, this person has been pretty loyal. *wields pink aura and zaps the person* This person has also been a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM

Worshiper now very successful in everything
Worshiper: YASSSSSSS!!!! :D

by dictionarydotcom December 31, 2013

Valerie

Valerie is the best person ever! She is beautiful and kind but always ends up in drama. She loves hanging out with friends and having kids. She is the best

Person 1: look there’s Valerie.
Person 2: yeah she’s my mommy pig :)

by Briberwolf March 5, 2019

Valerie Duque

The most beautiful girl i have ever seen! damn i think im getting the hots for her.

damn val, you are so hot.

by Christopher Merino April 14, 2005