Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

Verbal Deletion

The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills

"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"

by The Hebrew Review February 15, 2017

Verbal Alchemist

That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.

Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017

verbal vegan

1. Someone very vocal in all things vegan but isn’t actually vegan even though he says he is vegan

He isn’t a vegan, I saw him chomping on a snickers....he is a verbal vegan

by TheVeganEdge December 8, 2020

Verbally attached

Someone who is irrelevant and depressed who bullies someone else which makes them feel verbally attached

Megan feels verbally attached when a stranger hollers at her

by Dr. McCullough December 6, 2018

Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016

post verbal

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort

Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.

by ludope April 3, 2021