by verbally destroying May 06, 2020
That one person who can say anything, not matter how unfunny, and it will come out as pure comedy gold.
Person 1: I don't know what it is about kraig, everything he says just seems funny to me
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
Person 2: Yeah man hes a Verbal Alchemist
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 25, 2017
When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.
Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"
Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."
by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011
When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
by UrbanBlueberry August 21, 2016
Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
Man we did the verbal turtle last night
by wormy139 February 26, 2010
1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 26, 2009
The act of destroying another human being using solely your words either through superior reasoning or powerful rhetorical skills
"Did you hear the argument yesterday between Jim and Fernando?"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"
"Yeah! It was a total verbal deletion!"
by The Hebrew Review February 16, 2017