1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.
by Fabian Vaglio October 10, 2008
Get the University of Utah mug.a state nobody cares about, like montana or north dakota that is stuffed full of mormons. it constantly tries to compare itself to colorado in every way, like- salt lake city is a wannabe seattle or denver that's 5x smaller and everyone is mormon.
also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
also, the only state that will NEVER legalize marijuana. ever.
"woah. there are too many mini vans around here."
"yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each."
"get me the hell outta here."
utah.
"yeah dude of course there are. mormons have 11 children each."
"get me the hell outta here."
utah.
by Bus Couch April 7, 2011
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A rest stop on the way to a ski resort. A random tiny, racist, mountain, two-bit, homophobic, redneck town next to Provo. There's literally nothing to do besides hanging out at the pool, which has either too much urine from the 3:30 kiddy lessons or pollution, or the poorly-planned sewage canal that runs right next to it on 900 South (I use to be a lifeguard there). The football games can be pretty fun, but only if you enjoying freezing your ass. The Mormons control the city, which isn't a bad thing, because I'm a Mormon, but my bishop was also the sheriff, which made it awkward at times.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Oh yeah, and there's no hot chicks. The cousin-to-cousin marriages have declined since the '50s, but people who have been there forever are a by-product of incestuous relationships. Everyone is of Swedish-American heritage, so all the cuisines are completely unhealthy, which explains why there a bunch of lard-asses in Springville, Utah.
Guy #1: This sucks. Springville, Utah sucks. Lets go to Provo and hang out at the mall. Maybe some easy Timpview girls will be there.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
Guy #2: I concur, but the rich Timpview girls may or may not wish to wish to hang out with working class trash such as us. For the residents of Springville, Utah will forever endure the injustices of socio-economics.
Guy #1: Well, I'm hungry. I don't want to eat at the (insert Swedish-sounding surname here)sen's house again. McDonald's is probably much more healthier.
Guy #2: Yeah, you're definitely right.
by YoYoMa's Love Child February 28, 2011
Get the Springville, Utah mug.located in salt lake city, uah. It is the most awesome university in the u.s. of a, which also happens to be home to the most awesome football team in the fbs college football subdivison. A team that will crush anyone from wherever and from whatever conference. Word to the Ducks, Beavers, Wolverines, Crimson Tide, Cardinals, Trojans.... etc.
'bama fan: what are utah utes?
ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.
ute fan: the team that just mopped up the superdome field with your sorry asses.
by Be Equal May 11, 2009
Get the utah utes mug.utah: a place in the u.s. full of very nice people. ok, ok, so maybe utah is a great big "happy valley" but hey. if mormons upset you so much why bug them about it? mormons took a lot of hard blows trying to get to utah. so how about all y'all go crap on some one else like Texas or california? Cuz im pretty sure utah's a lot cleaner and purer than most places in the u.s. you dont have to freak on us mormons just to make yourself feel better. OK
by ya mormons July 19, 2006
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