Fixer-upper

A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.

"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."

by Maddie S. September 17, 2008

upper decker

The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.

When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

Umberto

super smart, awsome brother, kinda short, is awsome, and super kool.

He's an Umberto because he got an A+ on his test.

by PotatoMonkey February 28, 2009

Upper Tank Terrorist

Someone who shits in the upper tank of a toliet then leaves. Then some unsuspecting fucker comes and takes a piss or shit and then flushes it,, only to find brown water coming down.

Since that bitch wouldnt put out, i said i had to leave her house for business. I then ask to use the toliet, there i Upper Decked her toliet and then left. Bin Laden has nothing on this Upper Tank terrorist

by jwka July 30, 2009

Upper Decky

Zyn Nicotine Pouches, inserted in the upper gum or bottom gum.

Johnny, Let me pop a Upper Decky real quick buddy.

by anonymous October 14, 2022

one upper

A person who always has a better story. If you killed six goats, he or she killed 23. Most of the time they will get angry because you told a story about ONLY killing 6 goats.

Person 1: Wow, this is a nice view. How much land do you own?

Person 2: Umm, I think about 69 acres.

Person 3(One upper): YOU own 69 acres!?!?!?! MY UNCLE OWNS 178!!

by Drew Workman January 3, 2008

Fixer-upper

A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".

Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.

"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."

by WHOOOAAAa February 23, 2010