umpeccable

Bad behaviour(what jack does)

That is umpeccable behaviour.

by Killerdrian February 26, 2019

UMPA

when your crying like a bitch cause your significant other left you.

Your umpa

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 28, 2019

umplin

Something that is cute and/or adorable

Synonyms:
Munchkin, Bean, cute

Antonyms:
Ugly, horrid, disgusting

“Aww who is this little Umplin?“

by dumpling. May 23, 2021

Umpiteur

When someone gives you something you never asked and then asks for a favor in return

Gina: Hey Liz! What happened?
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*

by broken_benis June 2, 2021

Umpala

A very strange creature sent from above. It squashes your but cheeks and other different cheeks if you know what I mean wink wink

I just did something with and Umpala

by DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE June 23, 2022

Umps

When a person has made a catastrophic error of judgment

He’s only gone and umpsed it

What an Umpse, I’ve dropped the villages coveted urn - what a chunce-head I am.

by Fisherman George March 24, 2023

Empire Umpire

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!

by 24@SJ July 10, 2009