by Anonymous November 20, 2002
Get the Carrying an umbrella mug.this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.
Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...
by daz a l July 17, 2007
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A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.
Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.
by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009
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oh gosh, its pouring pikachus, porky pigs and pluto dogs... ah... we only have one umbrella... would you like to be my umbrellapal? :)
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1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
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