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steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
Homless guy: MMMMMMmmmm..... "royal umbrella" soup sure tastes good!

You: hehehe yah.
by I.M.Wise February 10, 2012
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