P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

by drobe June 1, 2007

P.U.D

Post-urinal drip. The urine that lands in your underwear after you shake your dick at the stalls.

"Hey dude, your pants are wet"
"Oh, damnit! I hate p.u.d."

by Mad Maximillion June 17, 2012

P.U.

Player's University, a place that's hella tight

"Man, girls, look at those muscles on WC!"
"I knooooww, does he go to P.U. or what?"

by WC September 15, 2004

A.P.U.D.

After poop urinary demand

After I took a dump I had just zipped up my pants when I got an A.P.U.D.

by Pops Calkins September 14, 2008

P.U.M.A

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

by Hilly B July 4, 2008

N.P.U.S

Natinalist Party Of The United States

The N.P.U.S is the future

by John CDB September 16, 2005

P.U.S.H.

Abbreviated form one of two phrases:-

Please Use Soft Hands

OR

Phuk U Shit Head

P.U.S.H. tattooed on a cock means one of the abpve to a mand and one to a woman (depnding on how the owner swings)

by kymcleod October 12, 2003