Typosis

a fake disease that makes you make typos, used as a joke among people mostly on a forum but also in chatrooms.

person 1: I can't go to the moveis
Person 2: Typosis strikes again!

by lumallama November 2, 2008

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

Typoon

A tropical storm of women with very wet vaginas and queefs with wind speeds greater than 73 mph

Put on my heelys to go to class and ended up getting caught in a typoon. I should've checked the weather before going out this morning...

by Griffdog November 20, 2014

Typochondriac

One who carefully proofreads written material even when it passes spell/grammar check.

I know spell check says it's fine but let me just read through it anyway. I'm kind of a typochondriac.

by Scott N June 25, 2008

typotis

The act of performing repeated spelling error (especially on easy words) while chatting in a chatroom. Extremely contagious.

I had awesome brger for luch today... *burger...geez, my typotis is getting worse by the day.

by sweetchoc February 23, 2008

typoer

someone that makes typos.
this mostly happens in an instant messenger or on the web.

wow, you make a lot of typos, you're a real typoer

by ertegenaan January 13, 2009

typosquatter

Someone who registers the name of a website so it is one letter off or very similar to another, more popular website. The intention of a typosquatter is that the people who mistyped the site they originally tried to visit will be redirected to this other, false site. Almost all the time, these sites have viruses, porn, or try to scam you in some way. A typosquatter is simply making a lame attempt at gaining visitors to their fake, junk website by preying on unfortunate people, whether they have bad spelling or simply mistyped the web address.

Mike is the constant victim of a typosquatter because of his bad spelling. He gets to fake sites by typing things like goofle.com, faceboook.com, and youtibe.com.

by NewClear September 17, 2012