A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts
by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009
Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.
President Trump is such a twit waffle!
by NunYaBizwhacks May 04, 2017
When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"
"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)
by thefoldrock January 09, 2011
by TeatherWind November 14, 2006
1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.
1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.
2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.
2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.
by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011
marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.
Friend says dang, you-twit-face!
Friend says dang, you-twit-face!
by Jordan H forbes June 05, 2009
by dominique carle February 10, 2008