Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

by Travman November 11, 2002

have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

turkey bomb

A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.

Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

Turkey Supreme

The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.

D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.

This is the best day of my life.

by Shalerian March 19, 2009

turkey lover

a lesbian who gobbles dangle-y vaginas.

you: "that girl's vagina hangs like the sleeve of a wizard"

friend: "that's okay, her girlfriend is a turkey lover."

by L0k13 August 16, 2009

Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.

Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."

by Gmork September 5, 2011