turakhia

Pure sassiness, followed by brutal criticism and quotable phrases. Also a fantastical beard.

After my friend dissed my mother, I Turakhia'd him relentlessly.

by Shlubster November 28, 2013

Tuca

A Class-A drug in the form of multi-coloured silly string with a strong smell.

LOLZ, I just took 30g of Tuca wot I found on teh floor!! LOLZ!!!

by ajmint October 23, 2010

Tucan

It is when a someone's nose shares a close resemblance to the nose of Tucan Sam!

That girl has a tucan!
"Just follow your nose Tucan!"

by Crotchy April 7, 2005

Tucă

A person who thinks they are ultra-intelligent, but they are truly not. Someone who wants to appear smart and successful to their friends in order to get some attention

X: I am so smart! I’m gonna get into Harvard. I’m gonna be an investor. I’m gonna start my own rocket startup in Văleni-Podgoria!
Y: Shut up! You’re such a Tucă today!

by XYZ Gheorghe RetardatulÎmpuțit February 6, 2021

Madabushi's Turban

When an indian guy puts chloroform in his turban and knocks out a indian woman and has vishnu's way with her on the magic carpet while flying over the taj majal.

Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...

by poontang6969 April 28, 2012

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.

Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.

by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008