Tears

Water that leaks from your eyes and tastes salty.

Tears: I once licked my tear off and it tasted salty.

by FlareNUKE August 12, 2006

White Woman Tears

When a white female sheds tears for pity and basically gets away with it.

David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*

by Plsdontever October 19, 2019

Bored to tears

A combination of being both bored and tired, which commonly occurs during a boring ass class, and not enough sleep, also called being bored shitless.
Partying late on a Sunday, or just staying up at night on a school night batin or doing late homework can lead to this the next day in class.

Teacher:

Slope is calculated by measuring the height and the length of any part of the ramp. The slope is the. . .

Me: (stapling my eraser to form of a smiley face because i'm bored to tears)

by Boredhuh July 1, 2011

Tears of themis

place that you can find your love life

Artem from Tears of themis are hot

The mihoyo's new otome game Tears of themis are pretty good

by ChiGemok October 4, 2021

The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom

The up coming sequel to The legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild, i personally really excited for this video game and i am the first to post anything abt it on the urban dictionary. i hope nintendo does really well with this one

Yes The legend of Zelda: Tears of the kingdom has been announced!!

OMG BRO!

by Wildslimin September 30, 2022

Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

Milky Tears

A man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman's facial cock holster. Then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman's eyes. The face your female companion makes with semen running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. Thus giving her milky tears.

Brutus gave Jan some Milky Tears in an outhouse at a Nascar Race!

by RonMexico8585 September 26, 2009