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Toledo

Toledo is only one of Ohio's many shitholes.

There's Dayton, there's Cleveland.. Many places to get fucked up in.
There's run-down neighborhoods, empty, rotting houses, streets with more holes in them than fucking swiss cheese, drug dealers and crime all over the place and some of the worst chemicals floating around from all those toxic waste factories.

The income is below average low, the public schools your worst enemy and some of the people are some real crackheads.

Leave before it's too late and you become one of them.

Oh and the East is the worst. I mean everything sucks but the East.. Never go there; or do go there, you will never want to go there again then. Maybe you won't be alive to return anyway.
Guy 1: Dude, Toledo kinda rocks!

Guy 2: Only when you lived in Youngstown before...
by alexismcforman February 21, 2020
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Tored

"I'm very tored." Me to, i am also tired and bored.
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Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.
Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.
by ace120 April 30, 2009
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Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
by T-rav7 February 4, 2010
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five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
by Legbah February 4, 2008
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five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009
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towed away

Informal, Impolite, or slang
said when some one is not welcomed
and yo don't want him to be there
1-Drop the luggage and towed away.
2-towed away before I kick your ass.
3-The cops are coming, you'd better towed away.
by hadeda June 11, 2006
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