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Torrington

City of 35,000 in the northwest hills of Connecticut. Has an extremely good looking mayor who is 24. Has its share of raggies, but neighboring Winsted is home of the raggy. There is a severe lack of anything to do past 9 pm. There are no clubs, an assload of Dunkin Donuts and other fast food establishments. There is, however, a stop on liquor store permits because there are so damn many. The population consists of scant few whites, lots of white trash wiggers, a shitload of hispanics, and quite a few blacks that aren't Dominican. There are two high schools in town: Torrington High, and Oliver Wolcott Tech. OWTS is the better one and a better ticket outta Torrington. Half the student population may be high, but they don't have STDs at that rate. There also is not a 20 percent dropout rate at OWTS either. Torrington High is filled with the scum of the city and kids who were too dumb to get into Tech. The south side is the ghetto, the east side is actually nice, and the north and west sides are somewhere between, with west being slightly better than north, despite the fact that Torrington's only projects are located on the west side. Shopping in town is poor, limited to KMart, Walmart, and Target. For the last 8 years there has been talk of downtown revitalization, and in those 8 years NOTHING has happened.
Torrington is a dead end shithole. And despite what some may think, its no better than Winsted.
by Heather (Ya Know) December 28, 2007
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Torrents of Fire

The most common and distributed Magic : The Gathering card around. It is absolutely anywhere in the hands of a kid, usually a non-player.
1) "Hey! Check out all these cards I got for free!"

"But they're all torrents of fires..."

2) "Hey can I play with you guys!?" - Kid shows a hand of torrents of fire.
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Joe Torre

The greatest manager to have ever managed any baseball franchise in the History of the game. Its a shame that the Yankee Admin made him a crappy offer he had to refuse.
Steinbrenner, " how do I get to the playoffs for the next 12 years?"

New Yorkers , " Very simple, you idiot, KEEP JOE TORRE!"
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Torrential

An unholy downpour that inundates everything with fantastic amounts of liquid. Alternatively, something that moves with such force and in such great quantity that it cannot be diverted, avoided, or stopped.
The torrential rain caused massive flooding.

When questioned about her hoe-riffic behavior, her "explanation" was an exquisitely horrid torrential outburst of profanity.
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Torrington

Torrington is the asshole of Litchfield County.It totally fucking stinks.Harboring the second highest number of mentally retarded citizens in CT and is the new found home of Waterbury's rejects (Highwoods anyone??).And if you're in need of a heroin fix or whatevers on your menu,then the South End is for you.Cumby's is right on the corner for when you get the munchies,as well as Dunkin' Donuts and the crack house,excuse me,coffee house.You can just walk your suspended licensed (DUI) ass across the damn street.
Those folks who do earn an honest living and own homes in the nicer nieghborhoods wake up on the wrong side of bed every morning because they just don't quite make enough to LIVE in Litchfield.It burns their asses having to walk out their door only to face what I've just described,cuz nomatter where you live,it's still T-Town.

Just over half of Torrington Highs crack head population ever graduate,they drop out due to drugs,pregnancy,or they're just plain fucking stupid.OWTS isn't much of an improvment,believe me.The students carry a self rightous pompous attitude like their shit don't stink.You're still in T-Town,there's no escape!!Just because you're an A+ (A= Ass kisser) student doesn't mean your better than the rest you little rope smokin' weenie chompers!
There's no nightlife,no good restaurants or shopping,no scenic views,no reason to come here because there's a whole lot of jack shit to do.

All this nestled amongst the rolling hills of New Englands very own Litchfield County.
Jane:"That guy has a Walmart attitude,friggin fucktard".

Dick:"What's that supposed to mean?"

Jane:"It means he must be from Torrington".
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Torese

Torese
Although I know of not a proper definition of this name I know It means bright, bitchin, talented, and beautiful... If u know a women that doesn't take any shit and can put up with the worst of things she would be Torese.
by Melameka April 14, 2011
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Toros Hair

This is egg UN who he great make eggs, secretary hair and my fur SUS.
There are is SUS TOROS hair baby.
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