Tom

Guy who is always wrong. Loses everything, has imaginary friends, and loves musicals.

person A:1+1=5
Person B: You're such a Tom, Jackson!

by allamg13 December 27, 2009

Tom

A bitchy wuss man. Tends to be insecure, and whiny. He demands constant attention. A neglectful boyfriend that always has an excuse. When confronted, he cries- throws bitch fits and pleads to be kept. In all, a pussy.

"Dude, you know that Tom, god, whatta bitch"

by annabanannaramma February 5, 2010

Tom

An actor who needs to come out of the closet

Tom you gotta come outa the closet ohhmyygawd!

by god_of_conquest July 8, 2011

tom

someone who buys a nissan 180sx and crashes it into a fence in the first week of ownership . ......twice . not crashes it twice . two separate cars . 5 years apart

oh fark i just did a tom . crached the 2nd car

by jeffe June 13, 2014

Tom

A short balding man with a very small weiner and a very large ego; overcompensaties for his "shortcomings" by becoming an overacheiver. Enjoys preening and peacocking; takes credits for other people's work

Girl 1: Did you meet that guy who won all those awards?
Girl 2: Yeah, what a total Tom.

by TBIAD July 22, 2010

Tom

Big fat child, one upper in every aspect of life, usually drives a car that need more work then its worth, enjoys winter sports.

Man your fat little brother is being such a Tom.

by Relyt sirhc retep February 16, 2010

Tom

A guy who seems perfect to date at first until you get to know him and find out he's a complete freak.

My ex-boyfriend turned out to be a total tom.

by owlerrr September 14, 2010