titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

weiner fat

The slab of man fat that is located below the belt and above the weiner.

Ronnie had to lift up Fred's weiner fat before he could lick the ball cheese off of his nutz.

by C.T.E October 14, 2020

weiner jacket

A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)

Amy: Stop being mean!

Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!

by mission:implausible November 17, 2010

jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 5, 2008

bumble weiner

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.

That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner

by Getter November 9, 2007

weiner boy

a weiner boy is someone who likes to have a good old suck on a sausage

sharkey is a weiner boy

by michael sharkey November 17, 2003

Weiner pants

The condition in which a male finds his erect penis straining to escape from the clothing around it.

Named in honor of Representative Anthony Weiner.

Damn girl! That dress you've got on is giving me a serious case of the Weiner pants.

by Blaknail June 18, 2011