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Teddy Roosevelt

The act of having your sexual partner ignore the fact that you have just ejaculated on their chest, usually continuing sex as if nothing happened.
Girl: Cmon, ram me harder, yes! Yes!
Guy: Uh, I already blew my loa-
Girl: HARDER!!
Guy: Fuck, your pulling a teddy roosevelt
by jillstobbs_ April 18, 2018
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Teddies 🧸

An amazing fandom made by the hot tiktoker nickaustin. Teddies are kind, loving, sweet, recpectful, and so much more. 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
Person one:yo what is Nick Austin's fandom called?
Person 2:teddies 🧸
by Nickaustin_tiktokfan🧸 February 26, 2021
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Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.
Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?
by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022
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teddy broosevelt

The name a bro gives another bro as a sign admiration.
Ex.
Bro 1: Dude your my Teddy Broosevelt!

Bro2: thanks bro
by The_realpokemonmaster July 17, 2016
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sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
by it really happened January 7, 2008
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teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.
10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.
by JMC70 January 15, 2017
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sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.
Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.
by scodder September 29, 2012
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