salad toss

licking asshole and taint

toss my salad, fool

by hott-nix February 18, 2003

hand salad

A late night salad created by taking a large leaf of lettuce, placing several different items inside such as bacon bits, cheese, tomatoes and salad dressing. Fold the lettuce over like a burrito, hold it in your hand with no plate or utensils and eat it.

Man, I was really wasted last night but that hand salad I made tasted delicious.

by leaf lover May 27, 2011

salad tosser

Some who licks the outside and inside of an asshole.

Eric is a salad tosser!

by orphic December 06, 2002

lonely salad

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.

Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.

by cpatrickc August 25, 2009

Potato Salad

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.

1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?

by Tyranitar August 26, 2018

blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010