Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.

Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.

by Sacredfart April 1, 2023

humor therapy

Easy to learn and remember when laughing. Crosses all barriers. Transcends separation and disconnection. Lifts all good hormones/chemicals.

Being a beginner means being willing to suck at trying something new. I seek discomfort so it’s a win-win. I call that humor therapy when I can crack myself up.

by Diancer April 5, 2023

talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$

I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.

by funnychiron July 5, 2023

speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022

Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.

I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

Bite Therapy

Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.

Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!

by hsan2 December 27, 2021

Vehicular Therapy

The act of relieving stress, negative thoughts, and/or pain by going out and cruising in a vehicle, more commonly by car or motorcycle.

If you ever feel like needing peace, an adventure, or just need to clear your mind from bad thoughts, grab your keys and get some Vehicular Therapy in.

by AsianStikkyRyce April 11, 2022