by RJ_240 August 26, 2017
Get the Electrothot Therapymug. A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$
I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.
by funnychiron July 5, 2023
Get the talk therapymug. A one-of-a-kind 10-faceted holistic approach that emphasizes and treats the whole person, mind, body and spirit. The ten modalities, when applied in concert, interrelate and link together to offer the individual the tools for a balanced and cohesive life.
Decagrative therapy is the most effective therapeutic system when it comes to treating addictions and traumas.
by Rythmia March 10, 2015
Get the Decagrative Therapymug. To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.
No shirt, no shoes, no problems.
No shirt, no shoes, no problems.
by travelintomysoul July 28, 2017
Get the water therapymug. relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump
-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!
by eljameso123 August 15, 2017
Get the Porcelain Therapymug. Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)
PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020
Get the Ophthalomographic Therapymug. Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.
Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!
by hsan2 December 27, 2021
Get the Bite Therapymug.