Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.

Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.

by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010

butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.

quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"

by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007

Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.

Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache

by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014

Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.

Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!

by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011

Sticky Stache

When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.

"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."

by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016