sea canary

The lone sperm that fertilizes a woman's egg and has a mating call much like that of the canary.

Phil's sea canary led to Debra's positive pregnancy test.

by Gare-Bear, Fill, ZD January 20, 2014

sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

dark sea

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee

I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro

by Schlitzko September 25, 2019

Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor

Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Sea Plub

An aquatic mammal also known as a "manatee" or "sea cow". Typically found tropical seas either sleeping, eating or floating. Very big. Very round.

Someday I will go join the Sea Plubs and live among them.

by freshwaterplub April 4, 2021

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019