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vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019
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Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
by Crashy873 August 21, 2019
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scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.
"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)
(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."
by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017
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Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.
Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!
by Lendav November 20, 2020
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scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.
"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"
by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020
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Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥
Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life
by BatmanDadadada September 19, 2020
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