roof baby

A baby that decides to live in the roof of his house and do bad boy thing s there.

Na-ah bitch, imma smoke up here cuz im a roof baby now!

by Kreahxd July 1, 2017

shoe roof

Mateo potato's anctient shoe that hit the roof

that was a MASSIVE shoe roof jimmy, that caused an insane amount of collateral damage we are not going to be able to sell the house.

by Alex rtehehehe April 8, 2021

Roof hang

That loose skin on the roof of your mouth that you get after burning it badly

I have the worst case of roof hang because that pizza was so hot

by It's phil April 22, 2017

S-roofing

The art of going ontop of a tall building and taking a shit over the side and hitting somebody.

I want to go S-roofing at that new building. Everyone's walking by and we can easily nail 'em

by Mindyour Ownbusiness August 2, 2007

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter

I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz

by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019

Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.

“Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”

by Cxrpze January 5, 2021